MERRY Xmas everyone!!!

yesterday, 25th december 2008
CHRISTMAS DAY...

wanted to blog yesterday...but no time la...hahah...what i did for christmas...
makan la, drink la, happy happy lo.....
christmas eve oso makan yesterday nite oso eat, ish eat eat oni....no la.....gt cook oso la...bbq mah...cook then makan ...syok ooo.....christmas do bbq oni syok mah...can play fire....yesterday wan da besh .....mutton wit red wine...syok...:).....hams n bacons...hahah...dat wan oso syok....hotdogs...

then lepak lepak la..talk laugh until 12 am...shout here shout there...until da all da neighbours sleep...lol.....talk craps with cousins ...hahahah....play wit da small budaks...bully them sikit...then da small wan cry....kena scold ...lol....from da parents n da worse part is ..da small wan oso scold us....sad case la...

yipee....new year 2009 comin....huhuh...few more days nia...countdown la...
CNY oso comin....
result oso comin...lol....haiz...

ok...dats all for 2day la....goin out 2moro hahahah....

true story????!!!!!!!!...scary rr!!!!!

Very Shocking..... .

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang . Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Tony.

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left overseas to finish his masters, they constantly kept in touch.

She used to spend half of the day talking with Tony.
Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship.. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well. (Just
imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so, but still cant everybody that had tried to carry the body, the results were the same.

Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony that Ai Ling had passed away as they're waiting for him to come home after his graduation..

After 2 weeks Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom........

Tony:....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Ai Ling that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied...... 'come home first, I wanna tell you something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Ai Ling.
Tony thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Ai Ling to come out, i have a gift for her... Please stop this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Tony started to sweat) He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.
Tony was shaking.

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang. 'see this is from Ai Ling, see this....' he showed the phone to Ai Ling's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation. It is the actual voice of Ai Ling & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box!

They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of dead persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....
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Digi 'I will follow you!!!'
lalalaal....


PS: dun shout at me or scream ...i dunno who gave this stupid thing .....

boring d...so i put it up here lo..noob mah this thing...hahah

week of hell n laziness of da holidays...

dis past few weeks of holidays is like hell ...not dat type of hell la...hell of boredom....quite boring la...stay at home....go out oso no use...no friend 2 go out....when ask them 2 go out..they pulak malas...when they ask me go out ...i lazy pula...haiz...2 X 5 lo....muahahah....

another thingy of this holiday is...sleep late wake up oso late most of da days la....sleep like 3, 4 am then wake up around 12pm...haiz.....im not tired but kinda lazy 2 wake up...lol.....at first wake up at 10 then sleep again...hahah.....dunno wat happen 2 me ady....

i tink i noe lo...might be using a diff time zone when in utp....in utp my time zone is msia wan...but back home...mine is using da time zone in UK n most europe countries....hahah...hahahah...

anyway....hope da timetable stuff solve ady lo....very leceh rr....

lazy 2 blog d....notink 2 write rr...nothing(russell peters tone)....my movies oso wan finish d...how???.....download more lo....

yay...this is the time of year dat i like da most including CNY....huhu....CHRISTMAS is coming...CHRISTMAS in 3 days...HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO....where's ma present????...

CHEERS

MERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!LaUGh+3R Da BesT MEdiCiNe....?????

dis past few nitez been watchin russell peters videos...hahahh...ntg 2 do rr.....blog oso sien d....

happened 2 read dis few jokes 2day...kinda stupid.....hahahha...christmas jokes....hahah

JOKE #1

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"

Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this. and Robert said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

JOKE #2

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."

Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."

Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."

Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

hahahahah...

JOKE #3

As the Christmas season draws nigh, foretelling the end of over a full month of Commercial Christmas, there is a special urgency in the spirits of children as they visit toy stores and toy departments all over the country.

It was with particular urgency that little Wilbert dragged his mother to the toy department in a big Los Angeles department store. Mother quickly steered Wilbert into the line of children waiting to talk to Santa, but Wilbert was far more interested in the hobby horse.

As soon as his mother relaxed her vigilance for a moment, Wilbert vanished from the Santa Queue and began rocking back and forth on the hobby horse. His mother noticed his absence, and after a quick, frantic search, spotted him on the horse. She let him rock for a few minutes, then told him it was time to get off. Wilbert ignored her. She began to beg; Wilbert paid no attention. She began to make promises of sugarplums, etc., if only Wilbert would get off the hobby horse. He stuck his nasty little tongue out at her.

Then Santa himself, who had been watching this little family drama out of the corner of his eye, stepped over and said to Wilbert's mother, "Perhaps I can persuade your son to cooperate."

"I doubt that," said the mother, "but you're welcome to try."

Santa, with a big smile, whispered quietly into Wilbert's ear.

Wilbert's eyes grew very large, he quickly slid off the horse and took his mother's hand. Together, with no fuss, they left the store.

As they drove home, Mama asked Wilbert what Santa had whispered to him. Wilbert was silent.

Mama began offering bribes (toys and German Chocolate cake) if Wilbert would only tell Mama what Santa's words were. Wilbert turned pale and wouldn't utter a word.

What had Santa said? Wilbert's mother was determined to find out. She had never been able to get the kid to obey that easily, and decided it was worth a great deal of effort on her part to discover what magick Santa Claus had used on Wilbert.

She continued to bribe him with a soft voice and much cajolery, and Wilbert's stubborn streak finally faded. What did Santa say?

Wilbert now answered: "He said, 'Listen, you little son of a bitch, if you don't climb your ass the hell down off that horse right this second, I'm going to beat the heck out of you!' "

somebody gonna get a hug real bad..hahah...

JOKE #4

What do elves learn in school?

- THE elf-abet

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

- SO he can hoe hoe hoe

What kind of bird can write?

- a pen-guin