retarded post taken from mich

[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[ X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(siow rr...im nt james bond or sumtink else)

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(i did dat....)

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blonde.

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
(im not dat stupid..lol)

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
(did da song ryhmed....)

[ ] You sang them to make sure.
(waste of time...ntg better 2 do rr)

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
(how rr...lets try)

[ ] You have seen The Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(i tink la ..when im small...now juz burn paper or leaves..juzt 4 fun)

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

(ya...when it is too boring...)

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(im thinking but .....cant think of suntink...har ...how does it connects)

[X] Sometimes when you tell a story you forget what you were talking about.
(mayb a few times la..when blur time)

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
(use a calculator la...)

[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(nah juz 4 fun...past my time)

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(ya realize it when ppl look at me)..muahaha

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket all the time.
(coz..ur hand is always near ur pocket..)

[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are so scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
(dats stupid bulletin..is fake n shit)

[] You break/lost a lot of things.

[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[] The word 'um' is used many times a day.

[ X] You don't know what 'um' means.
(i know...words like...like , kinda, what...according 2 russell)

[X] You say 'what' and 'huh' a lot.

[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Multiply your total by 3 to get your retardation percent.

Total = 12

Retardation percent = 36%

huhu...im less retarded....hahah

being tagged ....n im tagging every1..hahah...tis is crap...tis is bullshit...