Thursday, August 6, 2009

FAIL


since our promotion failed on my last post

i will like to promote it again

our SALES MANAGER of P-01-15 MANAGEMENT TEAM been very chatty about our sales

this is our conversation with SALES MANAGER (SM)

SM: woi u two, why sales so slow wan?
WE: we do poster liao la boss, very nice somemore. WE also dunno why la boss??
maybe economic crisis??
SM: crisis my foot la, go promote again, must kick to higher gear la, slow like swine...BABI
WE: BOSS, gear if kick patah lo, cant go higher, must shift properly de, kenot kan cheong...
SM: dun pray pray la go do work!!! be a man do the right thing @!$##!$#

5 minutes later

WE: BOSS! BOSS!!! WE promote in FACEBOOK liao
SM: wah...very good veli good...like dat mah..be a man
WE: BOSS!! gt tax or delivery charge boh??
SM: dun have la, we accept TIPS only *twinkling eyes*
we doing charity work, kesian them la, quarantine there like in lost world only, food oso
kanasai, must be good only can get better result, right??
WE: ROGER THAT....bye BOSS 2moro sure got order wan...dun worry
SM: BE A MAN DO THE RIGHT THING
WE: HAIT

behind boss...

WE: fuck la...think he russell meh...everytime like dat nia...SWINE
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PROMOTION!!!!
tadaaaa

we are doing some really good charity work

am going back to UTP tomorrow

with my trusty companion slash backup slash bro

MR JEREMY LOW

*claps*

another back up team will arrive on friday to conquer L4D map slash UTP aka infected zone

as you all know about my 'dates' with my books earlier

it FAILED

with organic chemistry

there's no chemistry between us here

how pack 'her' into the bag

seems that there is no mood slash love in the house during the holiday

to study

if i study at home also no use right?

end up staring infront of laptop doing facebook quizzes

hoping to get the umphh to study this weekend in UTP

UTP has better study environment(hahah)

futsal on saturday ???




PS: faster faster call JEREMY LOW, dont do last minute order, if not we order craps and rubbish back for u

PPS: u girls veli action hor ...neva reply our kind and charity work here...joke joke nia
i know that u all veli enjoy at UTP can loller blade, can go ipoh kai kai ..shopping shopping

PPPS: bout the promo in facebook, if dun believe go see la...:))

:))


nite and see ya in UTP aka ghost town

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